Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Juice
As the engine to my car comes to a calming silence the call has already made its way to me. Music from "Chariots of Fire" begins as I try to make a sudden dash towards the house. Keys may fall, feet may trip, I may fall, but the yearning continues. Naturally the fall stops the music like a broken record. Summoning strength from beyond the realms of taste, hunger, and satisfaction....I rise to my feet only to find the music renewed in its energetic vigor. Finally I reach the screen door. In my haste I don't expect a locked screen door. It is only a matter of milliseconds before momentum proves its has a secret lethality to it. Like a fly just hit by a fly swatter, my face and the screen become one. Naturally there is a bounce or recoil effect and therefore I stammer backwards with a newly printed mesh grid upon my face. I have not been defeated, I cannot be defeated...at least not easily. Maybe I should change music. I change the channel and suddenly my resolve is doubled as I hear "We Are the Champions" play in my head. I charge the screen door again, this time coming to a halt just before hitting it. My key enters and turns....I think it was the right way. Anyway the screen door begins to sob as I triumphantly swing it open. Door #2 now stands in the way. We all know that Door #2 has a secret hate for me. Time and again it has jammed itself just to see that I am unable to get in. Today it was the sneakiest of all, it opened without complaint. As I cautiously passed through, I half expected a blade to fall like a guillotine. I know that I will have nightmares tonight of what the door secretly has planned. For now, I passed it without problem, a red letter day to be sure. Ahh, by now you have forgetten the reason for all this rush, but I haven't. I know where it is, I know what I want, but I still have to do my chores. With superhuman power I manage to blaze through two more doors to collect the mail without breaking a sweat. I fill up several smaller water bottles with a gallon of water displaying my feats of grace and balance. Then I clean up the water on the floor that started flowing upwards as though gravity had suddenly changed, that or else maybe there wasn't as much grace and balance as I originally submitted, but its ok, we all have our downfalls. Finally the time has arrived. As I swing open yet another door a cool breeze sends goosebumps up my arms and I shutter with delight. Orange, purple, or yellow.....hmmmm, decisions, decisions. I grab the purple and hug it tenderly. I nuzzle it up against my chest feeling the curves and contour of a container I am all too happy to see. In leaps and bounds I make my way up the stairs, hitting my head on the shallow roof in the process. It doesn't matter, I am seconds away. I jump to my bead, bottle in hand. Slowly I release the captive and am sent into a feeling of utopia. With every gulp I am refreshed 1000 times over. I put the lid back on and bundle up into the fetal position, protecting my prized posession. Juice. Today it was grape juice. Every day I come home to juice and if there is no juice it isn't home, the store is my new home. I deny being carried away with or being addicted to juice. I just like it....a lot. Drink juice, its good!
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