Return of the Gremlins

Look out!!!  They may be after you next.  For sure these are the sneakiest most diabolic creatures known to man.  Our lab must have something they want, because we are constantly terrorized by them.  This time, they didn't even have the decency to wait until we were gone.

-------NEWS FLASH-------

The Boise VA Hospital had a security breach early this morning.  By 10:30am the saboteur had breached the research facilities located downstairs.  Somehow they managed to enter the ceiling panels without being spotted and found a way to cause leaks from the bathroom directly above.  Although it was intended to appear as an accident the scoundrel was not able to escape without being sighted by VA employees.  Unfortunately the gremlin was able to escape and thwart the attempts of local security to trace it.  In the mean time warm bathroom water began to fall from the ceiling tiles in large quantities.  An employee was heard to say, " It was like every 5 second another bathtub of water would completely drain through the ceiling tiles onto our workstation.  It damaged the chair, several papers, and compromised the sterile equipment of that entire section."  Emergency assistance was requested and promptly filled by the VA repairmen.  Due to the security lock down of the research area, an employee had to be posted at the door to swipe their card and allow repairmen in and out.  10 minutes, and 13 repairmen later the leak was finally sealed.  The employee of that section were all sent home while housekeepers spent the remainder of the day trying to salvage the lab.  The gremlin ambassador was unavailable for comments.  A repairmen stated, "This accident could have easily been avoided.  Someone will get in trouble for this."  For the time being, researchers are being asked to bring umbrellas as proactive protection against anymore mishaps.  Local authorites ask that citizens be vigilent and report any suspicious activity immediately.  Those who have information regarding the whereabouts of any gremlins may receive a reward in exchange for that information.  This is Notna the Suspicious signing off.